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Sooo Punny 5: From infections to defections: some reflections

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Shivraj Singh Chouhan Tests COVID Positive, Admitted To Hospital- That’s the headline on NDTV.com today. He has appealed to all colleagues and individuals who had come in contact with him to get themselves tested. In addition will the Governor call for a floor test to rule out infections; oh sorry defections?

But his counterpart, the Governor in Rajasthan is reluctant to do so because there the CM is in his opinion is being negative when he says he has a majority – Whats the need for a test. But the CM says he wants the assembly session to pilot a discussion on the COVID and Economic crisis, not the political crisis!

Sachin Pilot is positive about the impending verdict from the court, but then he has to wait for the results before he can quote it to bring the Government down. It’s his last chance, but the force is with him!

And the speaker is not allowed to speak till then!

In the meanwhile, the MHA has announced that this year’s independence day celebrations will be at home on the TV and laptop… via Jio Meet? Not sure… but quite possible to enable you Zoom into the celebrations!!!! We’ve come a long way since 1947. We are so independent that we are now dependent on foreign technology to celebrate our independence!

We are now close to the daily half a lakh mark cases of Coronavirus, while the total cases have touched 13.4 lakhs. Interestingly the virus is socially upwardly mobile It has now moved on from Dharavi to celebs and politicians – they are now debating a law to ban the virus from attacking them. In fact, there is no debate, its ready to be passed like salaries and perks!

The Times of India reported yesterday that China’s Covid19 Vaccine Candidate has produced an immune response in animals! Not sure if its the same animals that caused the virus to spread in the first place or some other. Either way – the world may be wary of a virus in the vaccine itself! And India says register with the Industry department first – if you wanna supply anything to India and clearly indicate the country of origin on the bottle! The question is the vaccine being Chinese, will it last beyond a year?

The Hindustan Times reports that an American Indian – no less – who has worked for among others Microsoft and Amazon – did something amazing last week – so much so he was charged with fraud amounting to USD 5.5 Mill! He was so stimulated by the small business stimulus package of loans for small businesses that he applied for eight loans to six companies through the Paycheck Protection Program, a federal stimulus designed to encourage small businesses to keep workers employed during the coronavirus pandemic and then used to the money to trade in stocks!

Recently our government too, has announced similar loan packages to stimulate our businesses and protect the employees… Just saying….

And the IPL is moving to Dubai. The stands will remain deserted in the desert, but the players will stay and play. The Hotels in Dubai will have some respite, while their Indian counterparts are crying out loud for support. The players may be a little rusty, and the conditions may be a little dusty, but at the end of the day, you can sanitize your remote and enjoy the spectacle from the comfort of your home!

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Brian Fernandes

Brian is an alumnus of Roshni Nilaya’s Post Graduate School of Social Work, HR Department and has 30 years of local and international HR and General Management experience. Journalism, poetry, and feature writing is a passion which he is now able to pursue at will. Additionally, he loves compering and hosting talk shows. He loves learning and imparting it; so, when time permits, he provides leadership facilitation and soft skills training to Postgraduate students and Corporates in Mangaluru and Bengaluru. Besides, he is an accomplished Toastmaster under the aegis of Toastamasters.org and a designated Distinguished Toast Master.

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